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Bucky, writing in his diary: day 183. I’m stuck in side what appears to be the “soul realm”, surrounded by creatures of all sorts of species, the likes of which I’ve never seen before. After months of thorough observation, I have concluded that-
Peter: *to the tune of final countdown* IT’S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
Shuri: *off key kazoo*
Bucky:
Bucky: -there is no intelligent life here
Spiderman 3 idea: Peter Parker is played by Tom Holland, Andrew Garfield, and Tobey Maguire at random intervals during the movie. They replace each other from scene to scene. At one point, Tobey Maguire enters a bathroom, Tom Holland goes into a stall, and Andrew Garfield steps out. There is a moment when there’s two spidermen on screen.
Nobody question or even notices it.
say what you will about this being the worst timeline but the era of brand humanisation only narrowly missed the era during which everyone shipped everything….. by like…. ~5 years…….. perhaps the theists are right.
Brie Larson posted this on international lesbians day.
Captain marvel said lesbian rights.
Tony: [over the intercom] Iron Man to Rescue, come in Rescue. This is urgent. What’s your status?
Pepper: happily married. Yours?
Tony, giggling: very happily married, thank y-
Steve, actively being strangled by Thanos: do you have to do this right now
life often imitates art
Anonymous asked:
Happy: who are you meant to be?
Peter: I don’t knOW
Happy:
Happy: what
Peter, sobbing loudly: I DON’T KNOW, HAPPY. EVERYONE, EVERYONE THINKS I’M MEANT TO BE THE “NEXT IRON MAN” OR SOMETHING BUT I DON’T THINK I AM (OR EVER WILL BE) READY FOR THAT, OKAY? I THOUGHT I WAS MEANT TO BE A REGULAR TEENAGER WITH A SIDE GIG AS FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDERMAN BUT THAT JUST DOESN’T SEEM ENOUGH NOW BUT I DON’T EVEN WANT TO LET GO OF MY OLD SELF BUT IT’S LIKE WHAT I WANT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER TO ANYONE ANYMORE?? I’M ONLY 16 AND I’M SUPPOSED TO MAKE A HUGE DECISION LIKE THAT RIGHT AWAY AND I WISH I DIDN’T BECAUSE I’M TERRIFIED I’LL MAKE THE WRONG CHOICE, BUT THAT’S NOT IN MY CONTROL, IS IT??? NOTHING’S IN MY CONTROL ANYMORE EVERYTHING’S CHANGING TOO MUCH AND TOO FAS-
Happy, hugging him awkwardly: I was talking about your Halloween costume
Morgan: so… You were bitten. By a spider
Peter: yeah
Morgan: and now you’re spiderman
Peter: pretty much
Morgan:
Morgan: … Interesting
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*thirty minutes later*
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Pepper, desperately wrestling a very angry chicken away from her daughter’s fingers for the 8th time: RADIOACTIVE SPIDER, ALWAYS MENTION RADIOACTIVE-
